Rock a Bye Pregnant Lady
“So, I walked up to this imposing aquarium and decided to go inside. When I was looking around, a marine biologist approached me and asked if I would step into the lab. Vials of liquids were stacked, row upon row. A pungent substance bubbled over a burner, thick smoke rising from it. An odd little scientist approached me and asked if I’d be a part of an experiment. He told me they were looking for a pregnant woman to incubate baby eels, and I looked like just the candidate. Eels? Share my womb with eels? No way. I tried to run but the crazy scientist started in hot pursuit!
I became desperate for an escape route. Thankfully, I found a killer whale that would serve nicely. I leapt on its back and burst through the aquarium tank. Conveniently, the streets were flooded so we were able to navigate out to the ocean. There, I met up with the captain of a ship who offered to me the use of his parasail. It was difficult to catch the hang of parasailing at first, but I finally got it.
Then I arrived at my aunt and uncle’s house, in the backwoods of South Carolina.
My uncle had been creating a college by stuffing cats into a large shadow box; I thought that was weird.”
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“Have you ever had a dream like that?” I rolled over to face my husband.
He stared at me, incredulous. “No, sweetheart. No I haven’t, because I’ve never been pregnant or on an acid trip.”
No wonder expecting moms are driven to insanity.
And that’s all I have to say about that.
Oh this blog brings back such fond memories of insane dreams. Very nicely told though!
LOL Thank you Camille, it is fun…on the days when I’m not driven to question my sanity!
I do remember a little girl that wanted to be a marine biologist in first grade. Wild dream…and the cat stuffing ain’t so weird after the eels.
Love this!!! I had some crazy dreams while pregnant and trust me, you will have plenty more! Love the sharing of this – thank you.
so your blog mysteriously disappeared off my feedly so i’ve missed your past few posts!
that is one hilarious dream. i’ve definitely had dreams where i woke up like “what. on earth. was my brain doing?!” haha!
I cannot tell you, Alyssa, how wonderful it is to feel ‘missed’ by a reader! Thank you for making my day. AND thanks for catching up! I really have had some doozy dreams, it’s slightly freaking me out but I’m trying to enjoy the ride 🙂
How funny! Believe it or not, I don’t remember have crazy dreams when I was pregnant. But I never remember dreaming at all. Ever. So maybe that has something to do with it. 🙂
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